Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

Virginity can be cured.

It is always the wrong time of month.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

The younger the better.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

"This won't hurt, I promise."

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