What to say when you are having a highly stressful day:

  • You - Off my planet
  • Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be....?
  • I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  • Allow me to introduce my selves.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
  • I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
  • I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
  • How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  • I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  • You say I'm a bitch like it is a bad thing.
  • Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
  • Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
  • Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

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