* Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
    * Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
    * Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
    * Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
    * Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
    * Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
    * Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
    * Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth,and they usually head right for your hips.
    * Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
    * Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
    * Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
    * Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
    * Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
    * Men are like.....Lawn Mowers If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
    * Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
    * Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about.
    * Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in.
    * Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    * Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
    * Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    * Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

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