Top 5 reasons

    Top 5 reasons computers must be male...

    5. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
    4. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
    3. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless unless you tell them exactly what to do.
    2. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
    1. Size Does matter.

    Top 5 reasons computers must be female...

    5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    4. Even your smallest mistake is committed to memory for future reference.
    3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
    1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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