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Adam & Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked.

If a cow laughs, does it spit milk out of it's nose?

When one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?

Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets?

Why is it, that when you move something by a boat it's called cargo, and when you move something by a car, it's called a shipment?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

You know that little black box on an airplane that is indestructible?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of that?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do they call them tv sets when you only get one?

Why do they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection?

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