Blonde jokes...

Q: Have you heard about the dumb blonde that was stuck in her motel room and couldn't find her way out?
A:She tried every which way, but to no avail. She finally called the front desk and told the person there of her problem.
The person said "lady, there's only two doors there -- one goes to the bathroom and the other one goes outside". She said "I know, I tried the one to the bathroom, but the other one has a sign on the door knob that says "do not disturb"".

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A w(h)ine cellar.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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