Top 25 Things
Never To Say During Sex

    1)Is it in?
    2)That's it?
    3)You've got to be kidding me.
    4)Hurry up, the games about to start.
    5)Do I have to pay for this?
    6)You look better in the dark.
    7)I hope you don't expect a raise for this...
    8)This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend
    9)Can you finish now? I have a meeting...
    10)I think you might get the job for this.
    11)Now we must get married.
    12)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
    13)I'm hungry
    14)I'm thirsty
    16)Are you trying to be funny?
    17)Are those real?
    18)Is that smell coming from you?
    19)Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
    20)What's your name again?
    21)Hold on, let me change the channel...
    22)A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
    23)Oh susan, susan... I mean donna.... shit.
    24)Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
    25)Don't touch that!

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