Taxis stop for us.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free moving (you get the point).
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
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