If you think life is bad...
How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You're over easy.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

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