The Ceremony

A young brave was being inducted through his manhood ceremony to join the warriors of the tribe. He was faced with 3 tents.

In the first one was a gallon of plum wine, which he had to drink in one go. In the second was a mountain lion with toothache, he had to remove the painful tooth. In the third was a woman who had never had an orgasm, and needed one.

He entered the first tent, and after a while staggered out, very drunk, holding the empty wine skin. The warriors all applauded.

He staggered into the second tent with the tribe all holding their breath. There were terrible screams and growls, which got worse and worse as time went on, culminating in such a loud shriek that the tribe were all convinced he must be dead.

But finally he staggered out, bruised and bleeding, and said, "Now take me to the woman with a toothache..."

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