The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they end up at the Vatican and meet the Pope. Grumpy has a lot to say, and keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, nuns.

"Your holiness, do you have any short nuns?"

"No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall."

"Are you sure? I mean. you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"

"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"

"No reason." Pause. "Positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, two and a half feet tall?"

"Im sure."

Grumpy looks dejected at the news, and the Pope wonders why. So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building.

"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarfs.

Grumpy says "He said they don't have any."

And the other six start chanting "Grumpy screwed a penguin, Grumpy screwed a penguin!...."

Next Joke