Angelwing's SMILES4U: Signs that you're getting older... joke

Signs that you're getting older

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

You get winded playing chess.

Your children begin to look middle aged.

You walk with your head held high because you're trying to get used to your bifocals.

You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.

After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.

Dialing long distance wears you out.

You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.

You burn the midnight oil until 9 p.m.

Your back goes out more often than you do.

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.