It's nice to be a guy because:
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- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- Your orgasms are real. Always.
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- Foreplay is optional.
- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- The world is your urinal.
- Same work ... more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Evening Dress $2000; Tux rental $10.
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
- One mood, ALL the damn time.
- You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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