Angelwing's SMILES4U: It's nice to be a guy because... joke

It's nice to be a guy because:

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Chocolate is just another snack.

Foreplay is optional.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

The world is your urinal.

Same work ... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Evening Dress $2000; Tux rental $10.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

One mood, ALL the damn time.

You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.