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Robert Half - ITEMS FOUND ON RESUMES...

  1. "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."
  2. Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
  3. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
  4. "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs."
  5. "Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
  6. "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
  7. "I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."
  8. "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stockbrokerage."
  9. I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.
SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:

  1. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."
  2. "Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."
  3. "Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."

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