Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is?

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later.

You know you want me.

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

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