THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven`t been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I'll hold your purse.
2. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask directions.

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