Sleeping Together


A couple are about to sleep together for the first time. The woman admits that she has slept with someone before. The man admits that he has also slept with someone before. They both agree that it's good to have things out in the open.

They make love and immediately after, the man picks up the phone and starts dialing a number.

"Who are you calling?" she asks.

"I'm ordering pizza," he says.

"Well, the man I slept with before was Tiger Woods and he would have wanted to make love again," she says.

So, they make love for a second time. Again, the man picks up the phone and starts dialing.

"Who are you calling now?" she asks.

"I told you, I'm ordering pizza," he explains.

"Tiger would have done it a third time," she says. So, they make love for a third time. Once again, the man picks up the phone and starts dialing.

"OK, NOW who are you calling?!? Pizza again??" she asks.

"No," he answers. "I'm calling Tiger Woods. I want to know what the PAR is on this hole!"

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