10. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

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