Heaven got a little crowded so God told St. Peter to let no one in unless they had a good story to tell.

Soon after St. Peter was told this, someone approached the pearly gates so St. Peter asked him 'What's your story?'

The man replied: 'I knew for some time that my wife was cheating on me so I came home early from work one day and found her lying naked in bed. Her lover was no where in sight so I looked under the bed and in the closets but I still couldn't find him.

Then I went out onto the balcony of our ten story high apartment and there was this naked guy on the other side of the balcony hanging onto the rail, so I grabbed a nearby hammer and bashed his knuckles until he fell off the balcony. But he hit a car roof and landed in some bushes so he didn't die. Undaunted, I went to my kitchen, ripped our refrigerator out of the wall, went back to the balcony, and dropped the refrigerator on the man and it killed him.

During this whole ordeal I had a heart attack so I died and now here I am.

St. Peter thought the man's story was good so he permitted him to enter heaven.

Soon another man came by. 'What's your story?' St. Peter asked.

The man replied: 'I felt so good after taking a shower this morning that I went on to my twelfth story balcony and did a backflip in the air. Unfortunately, I back flipped too far and went over the balcony's railing. My towel came off and I had to grab onto the railing of the tenth story balcony to save myself. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, this crazy man came out of his apartment and started bashing my knuckles with a hammer, thus I fell ten stories. But I didn't die because I hit a car roof and landed in some bushes. As I lay there paralyzed I looked up and saw this refrigerator coming down at me. I died and now here I am.'

St. Peter thought the man's story was good and allowed him to enter heaven. Soon another man came to the pearly gates. 'And what's your story?' St. Peter asked.

'Picture this,' the man said, 'I'm naked and hiding in a refrigerator.'

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