Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?


Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road

C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)

Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

Microsoft ChickenTM: It's already on both sides of the road, and it just bought the road.

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