An architect, an artist and a programmer were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress.

Architect: "I enjoy time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship."

Artist: "I enjoy time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery we share."

Programmer: "I prefer to have both."

"Both?"

Programmer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

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