1. The Female ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is NEVER wrong.
6. If it seems the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at ANY time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express consent from the female.
10. The female has the right to be upset or angry at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female WANTS him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances allow the male to know whether or not she want him to be angry or upset.

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