An old miser called his doctor, lawyer and minister to his deathbed. "They say you can’t take it with you," said the miser, "but I’m going to try. I’ve got three envelopes with $30,000 in cash in each one. I want you to take an envelope, and just when they lower my casket, you throw in your envelope."

At the funeral each man tossed in his envelope. But on the way home, the minister confessed, "I needed money for the church, so I took $10,000 and only threw $20,000 into the grave."

The doctor said, "I, too, took some money. I kept $20,000 for my clinic, and threw in $10,000."

The lawyer said, "Gentlemen, I’m ashamed of you. I threw in a check for the full amount."

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