"Brand Name Condoms"
Nike condoms
Just do it.
Toyota condoms
Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi condoms
You've got the right one baby.
Pringles condoms
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms
The freshmaker.
Ford condoms
The best never rest.
Chevy condoms
Like a rock.
New York Lotto condoms
Cause hey -- you never know.
EveryReady condoms
Keep going and going ...
Use some common sense and a brand name you trust.