Angelwing's SMILES4U: Father's Famous Words JOKE

Father's Famous Words

Don't ask me, ask your mother.

You didn't beat me. I let you win.

Big boys don’t cry.

Don’t worry. It’s only blood.

Don’t you know any normal boys?

Coffee will stunt your growth.

Get your elbows off the table.

I told you, keep your eye on the ball.

Who said life was supposed to be fair.

Always say please and thank you. That way, you get more.

If you forget, you'll be grounded till the end of the world.

You call that a haircut?

This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

Don’t give me any of your lip, young lady.

You call that noise "music"?

We’re not lost. I’m just not sure where we are.

No, we’re not there yet.

Shake it off. It's only pain.

When I was your age , I treated MY father with respect.

I’ll tell you why. Because I said so. That’s why.

Do what I say, not what I do.

What’s so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.

Young ladies perspire, they do not sweat.

C'mon, you throw like a girl.

You want something to do? I’ll give you something to do.

If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.

What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?

I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!

Come here, pull my finger.

If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?

In MY day......