An older couple, living apart, had been dating for a number of years. One day Elmer says to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate food and cooking separate meals. We should just move in together.

Betsy: Whose house would we live in?

Elmer: Mine, it's paid for.

Betsy: Whose car would we keep and pay insurance on?

Elmer: Yours, it's newer and runs better than mine.

Betsy: Who would do the cooking?

Elmer: You cook, and I'll do the dishes.

Betsy: What about sex?

Elmer: Infrequently.

Betsy: Is that one word or two?

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