Top 10 reasons
why Trick or Treating is better than Sex

10 - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9 - If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8 - The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7 - You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6 - It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes that you are someone else because you are.

5 - Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy.

4 - If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3 - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2 - Less guilt the morning after.

1 - You can do the whole neighbourhood.

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