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Used to be my love gave me chocolate. Now my love is chocolate.  Sherri Weaver
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 I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran? Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
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I've learned that if you don't want to forget something, stick
it in your underwear drawer.
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He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be. Pierre Corneille
"If you can't be kind, at least be vague."
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No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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Yesterday my daughter asked me, "Daddy, before you got married to Mommy,
who told you how to drive?"
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Men invade another country." Elayne Boosler
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back. Anonymous
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If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us. William Feather "The road less travelled is great until you need a tow-truck" |
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Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. Lincoln
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An optimist sees a glass that is half full, the pessimist sees one that is half empty, the existentialist asks if the glass is really there. Edgar Almeida
Never accept a drink from an urologist.
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Murphy's Law: If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up.
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Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts," probably lost.
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