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Quotes

Midnight Stairclimber

Procreation
is at first great sweaty recreation,
then-long, long after the sex dies-
even better exercise.

15 Seconds

Our president’s sex life-atrocious!
Asian markets are all hocus-pocus.
Politics-a shell game.
My brief moment of fame-
flashed by before Oprah could notice.

- Michael Burch