Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriends is fine All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass! I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real do, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo Red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!" To the top of the projects and across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof and sippin on a 40, he busted a move I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz." Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin He slid down te fire escape smoove as a cat and busted the wnidow with a b-ball bat I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" he said , "Ya best get on up outta my face!" his threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof he cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome to tap that booty waitin at home and all I heard as he cruised outta sight was a loud and hearty...... "WEEESST SIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!" Author Unknown